| This shit is outrageous. The customer reviews, however, are absolute gold.
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| Hitler was a great orator; many of his speeches inspire me.
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| I find it odd that we men wash our hands after using a urinal. Think about it: every morning, we scrub our pungent groins in the shower until they sparkle like the plastic grapes tastless people use for centerpieces. After a good air-drying, we smuggle those grapes into fresh, clean cotton.
And what do we do when we pee? We heft that badboy out of our trousers with the dirtiest part of our body: our hands. We should wash our hands before we pee, really.
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Or wash our crotches afterwards. That would work too. |
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| Ten bucks and a spanking to anyone who can guess what this emoticon represents:
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Enjoy! |
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